71+ Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend | Sarcastic, Naughty & Witty Birthday Wishes

51+ Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend | Witty Birthday Wishes

Want to ravage your best friend on his/her birthday? These sassy insulting birthday wishes for best friend, Sarcastic, Naughty and Witty Birthday Wishes will do the job perfectly. Best friends and insults are not separable from each other. We all love to insult our best friends whenever we get a chance to do so. A true friendship is the perfect blend of love, emotions, squabbles, and insults. At one time, you show immense love to the best friend and have his back all the time. The very next moment, when you are in a frisky mood you insult the best friend over little petty things and have sweet banters with him.

Happy birthday of your best friend is an exemplary time to send your friend insulting birthday wishes without going over the line. Your insulting birthday wishes for best friend should be a bit cranky, naughty, whimsical, and not over the line. Inducing sarcasm to your birthday wishes can add spice to your friend’s birthday party and even make him/her burst into laughter. We have meticulously chalked out a savage collection of insulting birthday wishes for best friend that you can use deliberately to ravage your best friend self-worthy on his birthday and make the birthday party an unforgettable affair. We bet you won’t find the more witty and sassy collection of insulting birthday wishes for best friend than this one on the web. All the insulting birthday wishes can be downloaded with images and can be shared right away on all social media platforms from here.

Best Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friends

It’s your 25th birthday but you haven’t thrown a single party till yet. What a parsimonious person you are! Anyways, happy birthday.

Best Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friends

There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!

Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!

Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!

Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.

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On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!

I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!

If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!

My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!

You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.

Insulting Happy Birthday to Best Friends

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Sarcastic Birthday Messages for Best Friend

Happiest birthday to the most grasping friend of mine. May God gives all your money to me so that I can throw myself a party at least.

Sarcastic Birthday Messages for Best Friend

The key reason I desperately wait for your birthday is because it is the only day when you throw me a party. What a nincompoop you are! Happy birthday dear friend!

Numerous birthdays have passed but there is no sign of maturity in you. When will god spare me from you? Happy birthday to the shittiest yet loveliest friend!

You are one of the most handsome, intellectual, and kind-hearted friends. What I just said is purely fictional and has nothing to do with real-life events. Happy birthday, friend! Heaps of hugs to you.

Don’t you think my friendship is the biggest birthday gift for you? Don’t even dare to expect a gift unless you through me a party. Happy birthday!

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I firmly believe in no birthday surprises. That’s why I am telling in you advance that we are not giving you a birthday gift and we expected to be treated like VIP in your birthday bash. Jokes apart, happy birthday friend!

I won’t lie a bit — I am at your birthday party just to stuff my stomach with scrumptious dishes. Happy birthday!

If Facebook didn’t remind me of your birthday, I would have forgotten about it for sure. Happy birthday in advance and do think about a birthday bash this year at least.

Friendship is beyond everything. I mean you are ugly and idiot, still you are my friend. Happy birthday!

I so wanted to bring a birthday gift for you but then I thought, this guy is rich and all he needs is blessings. Happy birthday my stupid friend!

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Friend

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Witty & Savage Birthday Wishes for Friend

My deepest sympathies are with you for the loss of money and youth. Happy birthday!

Everyone gets wishers with each passing birthday. I guess, you are the only creature who is getting stupid with every birthday. God bless you and happy birthday!

With each birthday, you are getting close to become a senior citizen. Wishing happy birthday to the senior citizen-to-be.

Your birthday is the only day when I use superlative terms like smartest, wisest, coolest, for you. Happy birthday, friend!

Soon you are going to reach an age when candles won’t fit in your birthday cake. Happy birthday oldy!

Witty & Savage Birthday Wishes for Friend

On your birthday, I pray to god to give you a life long enough to see your teeth and hair falling. Happy birthday!

Getting old on your birthday is not a bad thing after all. You will be dead soon and get free from worldly suffering. Happy birthday, friend!

The whole tradition of giving birthday gifts is preposterous. I mean, you are basically giving gifts to a person who is going one step closer to death. Happy birthday soon going to die, friend!

May you live long enough to terrify your grandchildren with big wrinkles. Happy birthday!

Don’t you feel tantalized by the fact that a dashing person like me will give you the birthday gift? Happy birthday buddy!

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Borderline Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

I hope your birthday turns out to be as awesome as your high school result. LOL, that was terrible. Happy birthday buddy!

Borderline Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

I guess we both are born only to fulfill the purpose of reminding each other on our birthdays. Happy birthday my loveliest friend!

A researcher has said that those who give birthday parties live longer than those who don’t. Now, the decision of the party is on you. Happy birthday!

I am super allergic to stupid people. Thankfully, you are not one of them. Happy birthday my lovely friend!

You are perhaps the only person in the world who doesn’t pick calls on his birthday. Forget about birthday wishes and gifts if I don’t get a party this year.

You bumped into the planet on this day and that’s your only achievement. Happy birthday dear friend!

Thank goodness birthday comes only once in a year otherwise the most of my pocket-money would have gone in bringing birthday cakes and candles for you. Happy birthday, friend!

Every year, on your birthday, I pray to God to make you wise. It seems like your sins outweigh your good deeds that’s why God is not listening to my prayers. Happy birthday, friend!

The only way to remain young in spite of growing old is to keep the child inside you alive. Happy birthday my dearest friend!

May you survive long enough to see your teeth falling and others eating your birthday cake. Happy Birthday!

Borderline Insulting Birthday Greeting for Friend

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Insulting Happy Birthday Quotes for Best Friend

Happy birthday to the person whom I won’t save if aliens attack on us.

Insulting Happy Birthday Quotes for Best Friend

Whenever I look at you, I think how the hell this person has survived till yet. Happy birthday dude!

As long as the sun and the moon are alive, I will keep insulting my best friend. Happy birthday to the most idiotic friend ever!

It is my heartfelt wish to lift you up on my shoulders on your birthday. But you are so fucking heavy. Happy birthday fatso!

Age is directly proportional to wisdom. In your case, it is inversely proportional. What a disgrace you are! Anyways, happy birthday dumbo jumbo.

On your birthday, I strongly wish you get white hair and look like an uncle as soon as possible. Happy birthday dude!

If you think life is funny then you are wrong. Just look yourself in a mirror and you will get the meaning of funny. Happy birthday my friend!

The best return gift I can get on your birthday is the erasure of your birth date from my memory. Happy birthday!

On the auspicious occasion of your birthday, I want to redefine the definition of best friend and throw you out of my life. Happy birthday!

The only reason I tolerate your sorry ass is because you throw a damn good birthday party. Happy birthday my boy!

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Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Happiest birthday to my dearest friend who is now old enough to be called a senior citizen and a cranky old man with a big belly.

Considering the pace at which you are aging, pretty soon your legs will be hanging on the grave. Happy birthday my idiot friend!

Hey friend, your birthday is the only day on which people actually bless you with sweet words. The rest of the days, you are a laughing stock to them. Happy birthday, dear friend!

If I could get a huge gift to you on your birthday, it would definitely be all my problems. Happy birthday, friend!

On your special day, I wholeheartedly wish May you live long enough to see my success and you work in my company, and call me a boss. Happy birthday!

Even a devil’s heart changes after a certain time. But you are the only being on this planet who hasn’t changed a bit till yet. Happy birthday to the biggest procrastinator in the world!

The day you were born your parents would have definitely said, “What a waste of sperm?” Happy birthday, dude!

Thought I am always rude to you, I promise I won’t behave rudely on your birthday. I will be unbearable. Happy birthday! May Lord gives you enough money to throw me a party.

The only noteworthy achievement of your life is getting born on Christmas when everyone accidentally celebrated your birthday. Happy birthday my boy!

I swear to God if I don’t get your birthday party this year, either you will be a dead man or our friendship will end for sure. Happy birthday to the most parsimonious man I know. Happy birthday!

I am still waiting for that golden day when others will start wishing you a happy birthday except me. What a loner you are! Happy birthday my best buddy!

May the almighty showers everything you want in life except money, fame, and Lamborghini. Wishing you a joyous birthday!

Cheers to one more year of being broke, getting old, ugly, and fat. Anyways, happy birthday to you!

I am living with the hope that one day I will get to drink unlimited booze and scrumptious food at your birthday party someday. I hope that day arrives before I die. Happy birthday you miser!

My lovely friend deserves the best gift on her birthday. The gift of my priceless Hug. What were you expecting? Victoria secrets lingerie. Happy birthday sexy girl!

The only thing you can cut well in life is your birthday cake but not my second base. Happy birthday my loser boyfriend!

It’s your big day and you are my best friend doesn’t mean I will rope in lavish and exorbitant gifts for you. Just be content with my sweet birthday wishes this year!

Happy birthday my dear bestie! I wish you get richer, smarter, and more beautiful with each passing day, but not more than me.

Hey girl, you are slowly reaching an age where even plastic surgery couldn’t save you from looking ugly and pathetic. Just learn to live with this fact. Happy birthday!

Getting older is always traumatic when you lose money, friends, and charm simultaneously. Oh sweetheart, have my sympathy along with best birthday wishes.

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Naughty Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Happy birthday to my sexiest friend. You sexiness propel the ladies to throw off their panties.

Baby, your notoriety always bubble me up with energy and kinkiness. Happy birthday, hotshot!

The way you are aging, I am pretty sure you will be walking with the help of a stick by next birthday. Each birthday is sucking the energy out of your legs. Anyways, happy birthday, my friend!

It’s my humble for you to not blow the birthday cake too hard. Because your breath still stinks hard. Happy birthday to my forever best friend!

As you are horny all the time, my birthday gift for you will be an artificial vagina. Now for god sake, stop spreading your horny vibes everywhere. Happy birthday dear friend!

On your happy 25th birthday, I genuinely wish you marry this year or I have to arrange the ticket to Bangkok for you. Happy birthday my naughty friend!

People become the jack of all trades. But you become Jackass for all girls. I mean who on the earthy send sexy messages to all-female batchmate at 2.AM. Happy birthday to the king of the horniest people.

The pace at which your height is increasing with each passing day I am pretty sure soon you will end up living in a zoo. Happy birthday to the lankiest friend of all.

The one and the only reason we both are still best friends is because we both have eccentric personalities and crazy minds. Happy birthday my partner in crime.

If an institution organizes the competition of the most dirty mind, you will be the undisputed champion of that competition. Happy birthday sexy boy.

I so badly wanted to tell you how I feel about you so I have written all the crap about on your birthday greeting. I hope you will respect my feelings. Jokes apart, happy birthday my friend!

On your big day, I am finally going to reveal the wish that I have been asking God for you for a long time; May you have sex with the hottest girl in the college. Happy birthday my best buddy!

Hey best friend, you better don’t wear any of your favorite dress on your birthday because I am going to tear that anyway. Happy birthday, dude!

On your this birthday, I can guarantee you one thing; either it’s going to be your greatest day of the year or the worst one. Fingers crossed the baby. Happy birthday!

Hey buddy, let’s make your birthday night the craziest birthday night celebration of all time. Buck up your ass for a sassy birthday party. May you have a frigging awesome birthday!

Until I get all the due birthday parties of your previous birthdays, I am not gonna send the birthday wishes of your this year’s birthday. Decide, what you want.

As soon as we wrap your birthday, I will take you to a hot place where you will think twice before closing your eyes. Yeah baby, be ready for a sexy night. Before that, happy birthday!

Is it my imagination or are you seriously becoming hornier with each passing birthday? You better find a girl or pretty soon you will turn into a gay. Happy birthday my best friend!

Hey buddy, how about inviting only hookers instead of friends and family members on your birthday? You will become the talk of the town the next day. Happy birthday buddy!

Today is the birthday of my best buddy. I ensure you will get to enjoy all the things you long for in life: booze, babes, and the bong. Happy birthday!

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