Funny Thanksgiving Jokes: Thanksgiving is on the brink of arrival and we can feel the excitement in people and the vibes of the festival already. The crux of any festival’s celebration is sheer joy and thanksgiving is no different. Two things are the most sought after by everyone during the thanksgiving celebration: thanksgiving turkey and thanksgiving jokes for adults. You can ask the ladies in the house to cook some juicy turkey for you. But for endless laughter, you must come to us as we have one of the biggest compilations of the funniest thanksgiving jokes for adults that will set the mood for the feast like nothing else. Go through all the thanksgiving jokes for adults thoroughly if you want to giggle like a baby and don’t forget to share them with your friends and family members.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults
What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? You wanna piece of me?
Why did the man separate the chicken and turkey?? Because he discovered Fowl play.
One Thanksgiving, a man walks into his house with a turkey under his arm.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? A: Quack, quack!
What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.
Why did Turkey carry a mic along with it to the Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was getting prepared to roast!!
A young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman approached and asked, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No ma’am,” he replied. “These turkeys are dead.”
What did the autumn leaf say to the tree? I’m falling for you.
What will happen if the cranberries on the table get sad? They will become blueberries!
He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been having sex with.”
His wife says, “That’s a turkey.”
The man replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
Q: How do you win an argument with your family at Thanksgiving this year? A: Hit the “End Meeting” button.
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving engagement ring? It’s 24 carrots.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkeys dressing.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!
What should be the aim of Thanksgiving dinner? “gobble till you start to wobble”
What do rednecks do for Thanksgiving? Pump kin.
I was going to serve sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving, but I accidentally sat on them. Now I’m serving squash.
A man called up his adult daughter and told her the bad news: He and his wife were getting a divorce. “But why, dad? What happened?” the daughter asked. “I’ve been miserable for years and I just can’t take it anymore. I’ve packed my bags and I’m leaving tonight!” the father replied.
How does a roasted Turkey flirt? “Hey I loved meeting you, and this is gravy, the best you can do now, is carve me maybe”.
What happens when potatoes drink too much? They get mashed.
What’s the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving? The tur-key
“Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: Watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” — Stephen Colbert
What does a stripper eat for Thanksgiving dinner? Twerky.
“When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!” — David Letterman
You know what Thanksgiving is all about? It is all about that baste!!
What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.
Why do you think Turkey visited the Plastic Surgeon just before Thanksgiving? Because it immediately needed a breast reduction!!
Q: What did the obstetrician say when Thanksgiving was ready?
A: “The turkey is dilated to 3.5 inches, stuffing is crowning, time to eat everybody!”
Wives are like Thanksgiving turkeys …
They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.
I shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure scared everyone in the grocery store, though.
If things go out of control do not lose your head!! Cz you know the Turkeys already did that for you!!
Why did the cranberry blush? It saw the turkey dressing.
What will your refrigerator reply on the day after Thanksgiving, if asked, is everything alright there? “Unfortunately no, everything is leftover”
So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving. As it turns out, he just couldn’t quit cold turkey.
Q: What can never, ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Thanksgiving breakfast.
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
On Thanksgiving, why didn’t the turkey bake properly? I’m not sure, but I’m guessing it’s some foul play.
Why is the Thanksgiving Dinner so smooth? Because everyone had their designated (casse)- role.
One Thanksgiving morning, a farmer walks into his house with a turkey under his arm. “This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with,” he says. “That’s a turkey,” his wife says. The man answers, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
What would the remake of Money Heist be called, if the Turkeys recreated it? “The Poultrygeist”
What did the pumpkin say to the squash? Oh my gourd!
What did the salad say to the butter who constantly kept on cracking jokes?? Bro, you are on a roll!
Q: What do jazz-lovers put on their potatoes at Thanksgiving? A: Groovy.
Q: What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving Day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for one day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.
What did the scarecrow wear to Thanksgiving? A har-vest.
What is traditionally served at the conclusion of Thanksgiving? Traditionally, the letter G.
What key, no matter how hard you try, can’t open doors? Turkey.
Q: What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? A: Vegans.
Q: How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
A: Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.
What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.
What do you get if an octopus is crossed with Turkey? A drumstick for everyone.
Before he was roasted, what did the turkey say? “OK, no insults to me.” “Roast me!”
Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age.
Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.
What did one turkey say to the other? Let’s get basted!
What’s a decent term for constipation after Thanksgiving? Turkey is in a state of limbo.
Q: What smells the best at the Thanksgiving dinner table? A: Your nose.
“A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.” — Jimmy Fallon
Q: Why didn’t the cook season the turkey? A: There was no thyme!
How do Pilgrims kick a bad habit? They stop cold turkey.
Why did the farmer use the steam roller on his potato field? He wanted to cultivate mashed potatoes!!
Q: Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? A: He was ready for a roast.
Q: What do you call a turkey’s evil twin? A: A Gobblegänger.
Q: What does a disappointed mother turkey tell her kids? A: “If your father could see you now, he’d be rolling over in his gravy!”
How did the turkey reach our home for Thanksgiving dinner?? He took the gravy train!
I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie, but some people say that’s irrational.
Who did Turkey thank on Thanksgiving? The vegetarians and vegans.
This morning, my wife said she wanted me to help fix Thanksgiving dinner. I said, “Why? Is it broken?”
Why does Turkey always cross the road twice?? To prove he isn’t a chicken.
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to Thanksgiving dinner? He got the cold shoulder.
Why do you often see the pants of the pilgrims falling off? Because the buckles are worn on their hats!