Happy Birthday Mom Funny Wishes: One of the best things about pure and constructive humor is it can make anyone’s day a memorable affair. Humor is one of the foremost qualities that every person must develop so that they can fill the gloomy life of any person with utter sunshine. You can also make birthday wishes completely hilarious if you know how to play with humor. If your mother’s birthday is approaching and you want to make her giggle like a little girl the whole day on her birthday, you must dive into our compilation of funny birthday wishes for mom and pick the best happy birthday mom funny messages and quotes to woo her.
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Mother
Happiest birthday to the most courageous and fierce woman in the world. I mean it takes immense courage to nurture dinosaurs like kids who eat day in and day. A big salute to you.
Hey mother, I share all my kinky and spicy secrets doesn’t mean you are allowed to use my expensive makeup products sneakily as my best friend does. It’s your birthday today and I am allowing you one last time. Jokes apart, happy birthday, mom!
Hey mother, you have hit the age where gifts, chocolates, and blessings don’t make any sense but a hair wig and wrinkles removal cream surely do. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my super adorable mother.
You are perhaps the only mother in the whole world who makes me do all the work of your preparation on your birthday. I have yet to savor the birthday vibes to the fullest. Wishing happy birthday to the best mom ever!
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Dear mother, on your happy birthday, I want to gift you the best wrinkle removals gift because dad still looks young, and I don’t want him to ogle other beautiful women. Let’s have a dazzling and spectacular birthday celebration. Happy birthday!
You are getting old but you are also getting funnier with each passing birthday which is not a good sign for us. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my fabulous mother!
Everything about you has made the whole family proud except your outrageously erotic browsing history. For the love of God, would you please start using incognito mode? Happy birthday my awesome mother
Everything about you is perfect but I hate it when you snatch all the money our relatives give to me. Happy birthday to my super funny and stubborn mother!
Yes, you are the reason behind my heart-throbbing looks. But, are you also the reason why I often get F grades in my examinations? I mean good physical genetics but poor mental genetics as well. Happy birthday to my dear mom!
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Keep calm! It’s my mother’s birthday. However. She doesn’t remain calm when things don’t happen her way. Happy birthday to my obnoxious yet cute mother.
It is certainly right that age is just a number but in your case, the number is certainly quite high. Happy birthday my super mommy!
Happiest birthday to my super elated mom who is always synonymous with the words discipline, strictness, and sheer terror. God bless you with endless happiness and bundles of surprises.
You are my favorite parent as long as I am your favorite kid and I get my bribery on time. Happy birthday to you my beautiful mother!
May you be forever rocking, crazy, chirpy, and spontaneous. May you cute so many cakes in your life that even God becomes jealous of your long age. Happy birthday to my sexy Mumma!
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Hey mother, you are looking prettier than ever but your nature has become more rampant and baffling than ever. May you continue to become crazy with each passing birthday. Happy birthday my perfect mother!
You are my mom and I really love you from the bottom of my heart. But you never ever say joke in your life because you don’t say it good! Wishing happy birthday mother!
You want to be like the wonder woman but you can’t mom. You have to lose weight for this mom. Now you look like a panda. Wishing happy birthday mother!
Happy birthday to the person whose cooking skill is worse than a 16 years old teenage girl. I wish you don’t hit the grave pretty soon!
So what your face is packed with wrinkles, you were still terrible when you don’t have any. Jokes apart, happy birthday to my forever awesome mother!
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Being your daughter I know I am always special for you. But you are a bit less special for me! Wishing you happy birthday mother!
I hope your happy birthday celebration be packed with fat-free food, alcohol, and crackers. Because, when you have one of them in your hand, things go terribly wrong. Happy birthday, mother!
Dear mother, you are the most jovial and peppy person I have ever seen. However, when you smile, your toothless smile scares the shit out of me. May god endows you with great teeth asap. Happy birthday to you!
You cook super tasty food. But I request to mom, please never cook my head. Wishing you happy birthday mother!
On this day, one of the most significant people of this family was born. It was my grandmother! Of course, you too mommy! Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday to the person who is the sole reason behind my good looks, massive wealth, and beautiful girl in my life. Mother, you are my real-life genie who fulfills all my wishes, sooner or later. God bless you with more genie-like powers!
Mom, could you please do my homework. At least today you can do it because it is your birthday. And it is my birthday gift to you, my homework! Don’t mind mom. Happy birthday my strict principal mother!
Hey mother, I know you will get heaps of gifts today but mine is one you will never ever forget. Today, I got failed in my annual examination. Don’t be angry, just maintain your smile in front of all guests. You can beat me after the birthday party. Happy birthday, mom!
Mom, please don’t wear any jeans in your life. You look like an elephant walking in a fashion show. Wishing you happy birthday mother!
Mom, on your birthday this may come true. May you not ever ask about my girlfriend. I wish it come true. Happy birthday my extra-over taking care mother!
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Wishing a joyous and magnificent happy birthday to my gorgeous brother who is also the reason behind the absence of video games and toys in our house. Because you take dad’s half salary and spend it on beauty parlor.
Mom, you and my going-to-be wife, May never fight. This is my wish on your birthday for you! You have always been so nice to me mom. Thank you for that. Happy birthday! And never forget your daughter-in-law!
Hey mother, I don’t have sufficient balance to get a flight from America to home that’s why I am sending the heartiest birthday wishes to you via text because it is cheap and less time-consuming. May God fulfill all your heartiest desires and wishes!
Mothers always ask their children when they are getting married. I wish may you never ask and never say me to do! Happy birthday mom! Be happy and be magical as you are forever.
Dear mother, growing old is part and parcel of life. It’s inevitable. However, there is an optimistic side to your growing age. You are competing with Elizabeth for who will die the oldest? Jokes apart, happy birthday to the most beautiful and caring mother in the world!
I know your love will never die for us. And with it your ever-inquiring nature that brings us headaches. May you swear on your birthday that you never do with us from now on. Happy birthday my Sherlock Holmes-Mother!
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Mom, you just don’t sing any song. It feels like a crow is singing. Wishing happy birthday mother!
When I was a kid, mom, you are so beautiful. You still are. But now you are expanding like burgers! Happy birthday dearest mom! Just get shrink!
Mom, every time I look at your hairs, why they look like a beehive! It is so dense and ugly. Don’t mind dear. Wishing happy birthday mother!
Mom, why you are so angry? When you get angry, you feel like a shrieking bird! I hope you don’t mind, mom. After all, I am your son. Happiest birthday to my calm and serene mother!
Why moms are always behind sons’ girlfriend? What they have to do with them? Why mom? Yet wishing you happy birthday mom! I love you.
Mom, you always cook best and tasty dishes. But why you cook father always? He is a kind creature. Let him breathe! Happy birthday my kindest heart mother!
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Mom, it is a humble, urgent and deepest request to you please never snort when you sleep. Sometimes you do it when you are awake. My life is becoming frustrating due to your snorts. Wishing you happy birthday mother!
Mom, you change so sudden like weather. Even weather comes with forecast but you without it! Happy birthday mom! And we pray may your weather always be breezy!
Mom, you are so cute that I sometimes think you are like an ice cream filled with lots of chocolate. Wishing you happy birthday mother!
Mom, could you please give me thousand dollars? I have to buy a gift on your birthday! Wishing all love and happy birthday my parsimonious mother!
Be kind. You have always taught this mom. But why you are not kind to me? I wish on your birthday, you give all the freedom I want. Happiest birthday to kindest woman on the earth, my mom!
Mother, these days you sound like a radio. You continue speak and speak and speaking. Why you are a radio like, mom? Happy birthday mom! We like and love our radio mother!
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On your birthday mom, I wish may your all kitty parties get stopped. May you never have it in the house. May your all birds go somewhere else. Happy birthday mother! I dearly love you!
Mom, you are getting old. Soon, people call you aunty. How it feels when a woman gets called aunty? A question from your sweet daughter, and yes, wishing you happy birthday!
Sometimes, mothers take the benefit of being mother emotionally blackmailing their children. Mom, may you never do it. May, your this wish never come. Happy birthday to our mom from her wise kids!